Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in Chloe Van Warren's InsaneJournal:

Thursday, November 5th, 2009
2:32 am	Character meme All items in bold are true I am shorter than 5'4. I think I'm ugly sometimes. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I've had braces. I wear/wore glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have piercings in places besides my ears. I have freckles. Family Home/Life I've sworn at my parents. I've run away from home. I've been kicked out of the house. My biological parents are together. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I've had children. I've lost a child. School/Work I'm in school. I've fallen asleep at work/school. I almost always do my homework. I've missed a week or more of school. I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. I failed more than 1 class last year. I have a job. I've had a job for at least 2 years. I've stolen something from my job. Embarrassment I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. (OMG WHEN SIMBA'S DADDY DIES I LOSE IT!) I've snorted while laughing. I've laughed so hard I've cried. I've glued my hand to something. I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. Health I was born with a disease/impairment. I've gotten stitches. I've broken a bone. I've had my tonsils removed. I've sat in a doctors office with a friend. I've had my wisdom teeth removed. I had a serious surgery. I've had chicken pox. Traveling I've been on a plane. I've been to the UK. I've been to Spain. I've been to France. I've been to Russia. I've been to Finland. I've been to Asia. I've been to Africa. Experiences I've seen a shooting star. I've wished on a shooting star. I've seen a meteor shower. I've gone out in public in my pajamas. I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I've kicked a guy where it hurts. I've played a prank on someone. I've ridden in a taxi. I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I've eaten sushi. I've been snowboarding. Relationships I'm single. I'm in a relationship. (Hiiiii, Nica!) I'm engaged. I'm married. I'm currently in the middle of a divorce. I've gone on a blind date. I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I've gotten divorced. I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Yes, by now evvvvvveryone knows about my old crush on Skylar, thanks.) I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. I've kept something from a past relationship. I have an ex I don't think I'll ever get over. Sexuality I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. I've had a crush on a teacher. I am a cuddler. I've been kissed in the rain. I've made out with my best friend. I've made out with someone who I wasn't dating. I've hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. Honesty/Crime I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. I've snuck out of my house. I have lied to my parents about where I am. I am keeping a secret from the world. I've cheated while playing a game. I've cheated on a test. I've been suspended from school. Drugs/Alcohol I regularly drink. I've passed out from drinking. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. I have cough drops when I'm not sick. I can't swallow pills. I can swallow about 5 pills at a time, no problem. (Mostly cuz I have no gag reflex) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. Bipolar + Anxiety I shut others out when I'm depressed. I take anti-depressants. I'm anorexic or bulimic. I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. I've hurt myself on purpose. I'm addicted to self injury. I've woken up crying. Death & Suicide I'm afraid of dying. I hate funerals. I've seen someone dying. Someone close to me has attempted suicide. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I've planned my own suicide. I've attempted suicide. I've written a eulogy for myself. This was a psychology teacher's brilliant idea. I hated it. Materialism I own over 5 rap hip-hop CDs. (I LIIIIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!) I own an iPod or MP3 player. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. I own something from Gap. I own something from American Eagle. I own something from Gucci. I own something I got on e-Bay. I own something from Levi's. I buy more than half my clothes at Wal-Mart. (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 31st, 2009
12:05 am	Family questions! 1. What was your family like? Wacky. They're rich, but eccentric-rich. My father, I swear to god, thinks we live in Leave It To Beaver with his pipe and his 'gosh-golly' way of speaking, my mother is like a harmless Stepford Wife, and they're both convinced my brother is gayer than a rainbow. Best part? They were both hippies in their youth. Want proof? Ask me how my sister Lucy got her name. 2. Who was your father, and what was he like? Marcus Van Warren. He lucked out and bought a software company in it's infancy, when computers were still barely owned by anyone, and got rich in like... weeks. As I said... he's a bit eccentric. He never swears, wears suits AROUND THE HOUSE, and just... yeah. 3. Who was your mother, and what was she like? Caroline Van Warren. She spent her teenaged years smoking pot, partying, and wearing tie-dye shirts. Then she and my father got rich, and now she's overcompensating by being the perfect little housewife. She's nice and all... but it's hard to believe she used to know how to have fun. Plus she's the one that encouraged us all to learn music. 4. What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married? One thing I'll say: They love each other. They almost never argue, and it really IS like a 60's sitcom in their house. 5. What were your siblings names? What were they like? There's my big brother Kevin, who's so feminine that my parents INSIST he's gay and not admitting it, and my little sister Lucy, who is THE COOLEST KID IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. She's every bit the sugar fiend I am, and the three of us are in a band together. 6. What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What's the worst thing you've done to one of your siblings? Years ago? Lucy replaced my bag of sugar I was gonna put in my cereal with FLOUR. THOSE WERE REALLY GOOD CHEERIOS LUCY. Beeyotch. 7. When's the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now? I see my sibs every day. We live together. We still see the 'rents for holidays and such. 8. Did you ever meet any other family members? Who were they? What did you think of them? Funny enough, I don't know a lot of my family. Like I said, my 'rents are kinda eccentric, which tends to scare the rest of the fam off, unless they need money. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 29th, 2009
4:33 pm	OOOO! A SURVEY! I'm such a whore for these. 1) Favorite hobby? Playing drums. It's perfect for me since I can't keep still for more than a few seconds at a time. 2) Have you ever done drugs? Nope. Never have, never will. SUGAR IS MY DRUG OF CHOICE!!!! 3) What are your three favorite movies?    1. Gone With The Wind    2. E.T.    3. Animal House 4) What possessions of yours could you never live without? My most divine and wonderful Louis Vuitton purse, my drum kit, and my Playstation. 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only the dentist and the gynecologist. Because nothing feels ickier than someone poking around your mouth or vag. 6) What do you think of hot dogs? They're kinda yucky. It freaks me out never really knowing what's in them. 7) Favorite song? My all-time favorite song is 'Painkiller' by Judas Priest. 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? A mixture of OJ, pineapple juice, and strawberries. I call it my Daily Power Drink. 9) Are you a virgin? If so, what's the farthest you've gone? Yeah, my hymen has yet to go the way of the Berlin Wall. As far as furthest? Um... with boys, I've given a few hummers in my day, but I shall speak of this no more. And as for girls? I will say nothing so as not to incriminate my girlfriend OR the friend I first... experimented with. 10) Do you have any piercings? Just my ears. Piercings are neat, but I don't really think they're for me. 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? A ruby and emerald necklace my grandma gave me when I turned 16. 12) Do you like blue cheese? Sometimes... but not in large quantities. 13) Ever been in a car wreck? Only once, and luckily it was a minor fender-bender. 14) Do you have ADD? Why yes! I do have Attention De....ooh! Something shiny! 15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? I don't hate anything about myself or anyone else. Hate just takes up energy that could be better used for productive things. LIKE EATING CANDY. 16) Middle name? Alexandra 17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..    1. My shoes are cool.    2. I own a coffee shop and have a record deal. My life rocks.    3. My thoughts are strange. 18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday    1. A little action figure of Animal from the Muppets to put on my drum kit.    2. A braaaaand new Chanel miniskirt.    3. A little present to give to Pat's girl when we have her Welcome Home party. 20) Current worry? That my best friend will be able to stay on the right track. I love her with all my heart and worry about her every day. 21) Current hate right now? See question #15. 22.) Who are your five all-time favorite bands/performers?     1. Judas Priest     2. Megadeth     3. Rush     4. Black Sabbath     5. Aerosmith 23) How did you bring in the New Year? Hanging out at Avarice with a few of my friends. And binging on chocolate. 24) Do you play an instrument or sing? Yupyup! I'm a drummer! 24a) If so, who are your five most influential singers/performers on said instrument?    1. Nick Menza    2. Neal Peart    3. Scott Travis    4. Joey Kramer    5. Bill Ward 25) Who would you say are your two best friends? Without a second thought, Lexi and Meredith. Pat's nearly tied with Mere anymore though. We've really gotten close. 26) Do you own slippers? Well of course. They are big bunny slippers. And they are commmmmmfy. 27) What shirt are you wearing? I'm slumming today. Just wearing a shirt I had printed up with the Sugar Shack logo on it. 28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Purrrr... yes sir. Satin is too sexy. 29) Can you whistle? Hah! Not if you offered to pay me a million dollars. 30) If you could own three things you've always wanted, what would they be?     1. A piece of drumming equipment signed by Nick Menza.     2. A dress designed just for me by Versace     3. A brand-new, jet-black Porsche 31) Would you be a pirate? Naaah. Pirates are dirty and have bad teeth. 32) What songs do you sing in the shower? I somehow end up singing Puff The Magic Dragon when I'm showering. And by singing, I mean butchering. 33) Favorite girl's name? Alicia 34) Favorite boy's name? Anthony 35) What's in your pocket? Um... just a tiny stick of lip gloss. And, as always, at least one piece of candy. 36) Last thing that made you laugh? Lexi knocking that bitch Paige ON HER SKANKY ASS. Oh, that was great. 37) Best bed sheets as a child? Dude! I had the most totally rockin' Smurfs sheets ever. Seriously, they were TONS cooler than anything you had, so, yeah. Don't even bother thinking. 38) Worst injury you've ever had? When I was 7, I was climbing a fence and fell, and tore a really gross rut into my left thigh. There's still a scar from it, but luckily, it's faded a lot over the years. 39) Do you love where you live? LA is cool but waaaaay too busy. At least it's better than Sunnydale. 40) How many TVs do you have in your house? Six. One in the living room, one in the kitchen, one in my room, one in mom and dad's room, one in my brother's room, and one in the game room. 41) Who is your loudest friend? Meredith. Without fail. She will attempt to tell you she isn't loud. And I will then call her a lying beeyotch. 42) How many dogs do you have? Just one, my little fluffmeister Scruffy. 43) What is your favorite TV show? SESAME STREET! AHHHH! I love everything about it. Except Bert's eyebrows. They give me bad dreams. 44) Do you have any tattoos? Nope. I'd like to get a small one on the small of my back eventually though. 45) What is your favorite book? 'No One Here Gets Out Alive'. The biography of Jim Morrison. It's so amazing... 46) What is your favorite candy? OMG. Give me a box of Sugar Babies and I am your friend for LIFE. 47) Favorite Sports Team? The Toronto Maple Leafs and The Pittsburgh Penguins. I love hockey! 48) What song do you want played at your funeral? Something to make people laugh. Maybe 'Dare to be Stupid' by Weird Al Yankovic. 49) What were you doing 12 AM last night? Drinking my... fifth Yoo-Hoo of the evening. 50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? ....ooh! That sixth Yoo-Hoo is still in the fridge! (1 Comment |Comment on this)